shazzled

very very drunk, virtualy comatose

you had heaps to drink last night, and by midnight you were totally shazzled

by Justin W II April 23, 2007

shazzled

simply means stunned or surprised

joel tisato was shazzled when he was caught raping a cat

by jordan rossi August 20, 2005

shizzledick

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

Shazzle Sticks

Shazzle sticks; slang, meaning for sure or damn straight

After Jeremy beat the shit out of Dave, Ryan asked if it felt good. Jeremy replied "hell yeah! Fo shazzle sticks!"

by suitepac March 4, 2010

boom shazzle

An all purpose word whose meaning changes depending on useage.

That's so boom shazzle.
-- That's so cool.

That's boom shazzle...
-- That's stupid...

Dude, what is your problem? That was so boom shazzle.
-- Dude, what is your problem? That was so fucked.

by Kaelith January 19, 2007

Skazzled

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!

by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

Platinum Shazzle

Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.

Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.

by Fluffy The Rhino October 24, 2008