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shazzled 

very very drunk, virtualy comatose
you had heaps to drink last night, and by midnight you were totally shazzled
shazzled by Justin W II April 23, 2007
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shazzled 

joel tisato was shazzled when he was caught raping a cat
shazzled by jordan rossi August 20, 2005

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)
Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...
shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

Shazzle Sticks 

Shazzle sticks; slang, meaning for sure or damn straight
After Jeremy beat the shit out of Dave, Ryan asked if it felt good. Jeremy replied "hell yeah! Fo shazzle sticks!"
Shazzle Sticks by suitepac March 4, 2010

boom shazzle 

An all purpose word whose meaning changes depending on useage.
That's so boom shazzle.
-- That's so cool.

That's boom shazzle...
-- That's stupid...

Dude, what is your problem? That was so boom shazzle.
-- Dude, what is your problem? That was so fucked.
boom shazzle by Kaelith January 19, 2007

Skazzled 

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something
Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!
Skazzled by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

Platinum Shazzle 

Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.
Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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