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brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
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David Spading 

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.
When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.
David Spading by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020

man-spading 

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.
"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."
man-spading by lowrey7 March 22, 2014

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.
At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.
wild spalding by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

Mud-Spudding 

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.
My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.
Mud-Spudding by Thahash March 3, 2019