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The activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire sexual favours from a particular target (spade victim).
I spaded her ass. Now I get to tap it!

I am the spade king because chicks spade me!
spading by King August 18, 2003
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Shagging a chick. Think of your dick as the spade and her as the earth.
Sorry I'm late I was spading the wife.
spading by AussieSpader December 13, 2009
Similar to Spooning, the acto of fitting together with a spade for self pleasure.
Aaron decided to do some spading before digging up his garden.
using the penis to mark the forehead of another individual on the forehead.
After she blew me I spaded her ass... Nothing like spading those dirty ho's
spading by spademaster July 10, 2009
(verb)To forcibly remove someone's geitalia/reproductive capabilities by way of a sharpened gardening spade.

Generallly done as an act of revenge, or to procure federal grants for preventing the procreation of stupidity (aka keeping dumbasses from having kids)
Spader, Get that spade away from me, keep it away, NOOOOO!

P.S. The Arabians invented spading (see hildago), which explains why Bin Laden is such a F'ed up "man". Spader got a grant for that one.
spading by vrmlbasic March 27, 2004

David Spading 

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.
When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.
David Spading by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020