spackshit 

A term used to describe someone that has the intellectual capability similar to feces.

Oh my god Aaron stop being a spackshit and stop making among us jokes in June!

spackshit by Pentabagel June 29, 2021

Spackshit 

A term used for someone so unintelligent that actual feces is smarter than them. Common names for these people are: Aaron.

Oh my god Aaron, you are such a spackshit for snitching on me!

Spackshit by Pentabagel June 29, 2021

bikinis and spacesuits 

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

bikinis and spacesuits by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

Internet Spaceships 

An Eve-Online related term.

A reminder to not get too worked up about the game.

It goes along with the game "chase the ball": AKA soccer.

Soccer can be a serious sport. But when you put a bunch of 3 year-olds on the field, the parents of said 3 year-olds often need reminding of what those kids are really playing.

Even when dealing with profession levels, it is still just a game of "chase the ball". Maybe if people used that term more often there would be less violence and rioting in connection with the sport.

The term "internet spaceships" serves as a simple reality check, that this is only a game, and people should not be building their lives entirely around something so trivial.
Original post by "Ki Tarra"

Someone said "internet spaceships are more important than life and death to you" and I said "Listen, it's more important than that"

Internet Spaceships by Eve Online dude March 17, 2008

Janet de Spaceship 

One with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, spaceship, in it's aerodynamicy and shape. A Janet de Spaceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. These extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. The face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates bitchiness and retardedness.

A 'Janet de Spaceship' is usually a drunk whore.

"That chick's nose is ****ing huge, she looks like a Janet de Spaceship."

"You're too drunk, Janet, let's get you back to your spaceship."

Janet de Spaceship by alliegeealleasy April 8, 2010

spachitis

A virtually incurable disorder that affects all non-asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about sex, bragging about one's sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (e.g., ears, nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).

Man, the only way to cure spachitis is to get spayed or neutered.

spachitis by Luigj September 24, 2016

spaceshipping 

When one turns his headlights off, while turning his interior lights on full blast. This lights up the interior, leaving the exterior unnoticable and at high speeds the "mysterious" light in the car resembles a UFO to passing motorists.

"Did you see that UFO flyin down the freeway!!!?????"
"Naw that was just someone spaceshipping..."

spaceshipping by Spaceshipper October 30, 2006