A virtually incurable disorder that affects all
non-
asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about
sex, bragging about one'
s sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred
gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (
e.g., ears,
nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).