spachitis

A virtually incurable disorder that affects all non-asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about sex, bragging about one's sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (e.g., ears, nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).

Man, the only way to cure spachitis is to get spayed or neutered.

spachitis by Luigj September 24, 2016

Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.

'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.

Climate Spactivist by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023

sticky sacitis 

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly.

Fuck it's hot today, I got a bad case of sticky sacitis.

sticky sacitis by not_rlemon October 28, 2013

stackitis 

Term in backgammon when you have more than seven(7)checkers on a point, so that they have to be stacked to fit.
Not necessarily a bad thing, just notable as it tends to encroach onto the other side of the board and become awkward.

"Watch out. you've got quite the case of stackitis building up there..."

stackitis by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

pachitis 

Inflammation of the Pachita. A pachita is what this bolivian kid called a vagina once upon a time in La Paz.

It is the infectious disease of being a puss or coward. It is another way to call someone a puss.

Can also be used as though you have caught the disease. Patch.

Oh you're out of breath...is your pachitis acting up?

Friend - I was gonna jump off the cliff but when I got up there...
Me - Let me guess, your Pachitis flared up a bit?

Me - Dude you used to be down but you musta caught the Patch, cuz now you ain't got it dog.

pachitis by bubs18 March 23, 2007

Smashitis

A disease where everyone and everything around is you is related to homosexuality.

I have smashitis

Smashitis by thezman1111 April 26, 2012

spicitis 

A spic that has diseases

My Spanish friend Dante isn’t feeling well, I think he has spicitis.

spicitis by Chiller.5 May 8, 2024