Pentabagel's definitions

Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.

Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.

by Pentabagel July 22, 2023

Pubescite

Someone who enjoys acupuncture being performed on their testicles by a pubescist.

Michael is such a pubescite.

by Pentabagel June 22, 2023

Pubiscist

A person who performs acupuncture on a pubiscites testicles.

I am such a Pubiscist

by Pentabagel June 22, 2023

Spackshit

A term used for someone so unintelligent that actual feces is smarter than them. Common names for these people are: Aaron.

Oh my god Aaron, you are such a spackshit for snitching on me!

by Pentabagel June 29, 2021

spackshit

A term used to describe someone that has the intellectual capability similar to feces.

Oh my god Aaron stop being a spackshit and stop making among us jokes in June!

by Pentabagel June 29, 2021