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Spanaway Special 

A skanky girl who lives in Spanawy is known as a Spanaway Special...If you mess around with one your either A) going to catch the FUNK! B) End up in severe baby Momma drama (common practice is to call CPS on one another C) Be involved in a mobile meth ring.
Or D) all of the above (most likely outcome)
Don't get involved with her she's a Spanaway Special

spanktastic 

1.) Someone or something so sexy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) An ass so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) A severe bitch-slap beat down.
Wow that porn was spanktastic!
Holy shit that ass is spanktastic!
He got shit-kicked last night it was spanktastic!
spanktastic by roughhausen December 14, 2008

spazatazm 

to be crazy spazz and have a crazy moment
Emily: oh my god
jasmine: Jessica you
sienna: just had a spazatazm!
spazatazm by spastichuman July 17, 2019

Spantalian 

The language one speaks when visiting Italy if one took Spanish in high school and never learned Italian.
American A: Dude, try out your Spantalian
American B: Scusi, um... donde esta el baño?
Italian: Il bagno? A sinistra e poi il primo a destra.

American: Una bierra por favor.
Italian: Prego.
Spantalian by samd12345 July 12, 2009

Spanaway Skank 

A fallacious woman, a woman who walks bowlegged because she has been railed more times than Amtrak, a woman who wears tops that are too tight in the order to accentuate her breasts because she thinks that is an attribute that attracts every man in Methlahem (Spanaway) but inadvertently creates a muffin top, a woman whose teeth look like that of a broken cheese grater or broken farm tiller, a woman who pays for her drinks with fellatio, or to pay her bills. Also, see fire crotch, or Roundabout Robin. Marital status is of no consequence, if you want to get your dick wet and chlamydia at the same time you can find her at the Roy Y. Note: having sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Hey ladies, watch your men. The Spanaway Skank is here!
Spanaway Skank by Licketyclit February 10, 2015
A glistening residue of spunk or semen which collects on the top lip of an adventurous individual post fellatio. It is not unusual for the residue to run down the sides of the mouth thus forming a striking resemblence to a glistening handlebar moustache. The word is more commonly used today to refer to the milky residue left after consuming a foamy or creamy drink like a cappucino of milkshake.
"Wipe your face dear you've got a bit of spangtash going on"
"Did you see the spangtash on her"
"I gave her a fuckin good spangtash"
spangtash by Drew Peecock December 25, 2008