3 definitions by Licketyclit
A fallacious woman, a woman who walks bowlegged because she has been railed more times than Amtrak, a woman who wears tops that are too tight in the order to accentuate her breasts because she thinks that is an attribute that attracts every man in Methlahem (Spanaway) but inadvertently creates a muffin top, a woman whose teeth look like that of a broken cheese grater or broken farm tiller, a woman who pays for her drinks with fellatio, or to pay her bills. Also, see fire crotch, or Roundabout Robin. Marital status is of no consequence, if you want to get your dick wet and chlamydia at the same time you can find her at the Roy Y. Note: having sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Licketyclit February 11, 2015
by Licketyclit June 24, 2017
The act of advertising companies to produce ads that are completely devoid of reflecting the major demographics, but tick every box in the diversity list.
John Lewis are filming their new advert, but we can’t show a white couple with kids.
We need to turn to wokevertising.
The man is black. The woman is white. The kids are coffee coloured.
The friends who visit are Asian and Middle Eastern.
We need to turn to wokevertising.
The man is black. The woman is white. The kids are coffee coloured.
The friends who visit are Asian and Middle Eastern.
by Licketyclit December 30, 2022