A fallacious woman, a woman who walks bowlegged because she has been railed more times than Amtrak, a woman who wears tops that are too tight in the order to accentuate her breasts because she thinks that is an attribute that attracts every man in Methlahem (Spanaway) but inadvertently creates a muffin top, a woman whose teeth look like that of a broken cheese grater or broken farm tiller, a woman who pays for her drinks with fellatio, or to pay her bills. Also, see fire crotch, or Roundabout Robin. Marital status is of no consequence, if you want to get your dick wet and chlamydia at the same time you can find her at the Roy Y. Note: having sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods