The wanna be Compton of Washington sometimes reffered to as "S Town" or "Spazwaynia." Proud to have held the record for the second largest meth area on the west coast, we currently are working on a new award for how many different languages does a teacher have to know to communicate with their class. Don't egg houses in Spanaway because you will get shot. Also known for the most parties to end in gun fire in a year.
Hey lets go to a party in Spanaway, I'm packing heat!
"Are you from Spanaway?" "Sorry, I don't speak English."
"Are you from Spanaway?" "Sorry, I don't speak English."
by Bubba T August 21, 2008
Where broke ass crack heads dwell. Your not offically from there if you don't have at least 3ft of grass growing in your front yard along with broken appliances and cars.
by trlr93 August 4, 2008
A skanky girl who lives in Spanawy is known as a Spanaway Special...If you mess around with one your either A) going to catch the FUNK! B) End up in severe baby Momma drama (common practice is to call CPS on one another C) Be involved in a mobile meth ring.
Or D) all of the above (most likely outcome)
Or D) all of the above (most likely outcome)
Don't get involved with her she's a Spanaway Special
by JD Unforgiven May 20, 2010
A fallacious woman, a woman who walks bowlegged because she has been railed more times than Amtrak, a woman who wears tops that are too tight in the order to accentuate her breasts because she thinks that is an attribute that attracts every man in Methlahem (Spanaway) but inadvertently creates a muffin top, a woman whose teeth look like that of a broken cheese grater or broken farm tiller, a woman who pays for her drinks with fellatio, or to pay her bills. Also, see fire crotch, or Roundabout Robin. Marital status is of no consequence, if you want to get your dick wet and chlamydia at the same time you can find her at the Roy Y. Note: having sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Licketyclit February 11, 2015
by Dr. Miles Deep July 30, 2017