Soyphisticated 

A highly biased, and mostly unintelligible attempt at sophistication, relying mostly on buzzwords, slogans, and hashtags, with no actually logically deduced opinions.

The protestors were chanting a lot of buzz words about "Patriarchal Capitalist Oppressive Systems", but it was just another Soyphisticated word salad.

Soyphisticated by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

bowling shoe sophisticate by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

Sophisticated 

The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.

Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke's over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.

Sophistiated: "Hi, Jenna. It's great to hear from you again! Yes, I'd love to come over for dinner, thanks. 6:30 works perfectly. I'll see you there!"

Unsophisticated. "Oh em gee. JENNA! Wow...like...WOW. I can so so not believe it's you, like, omigosh! Can I like...stop by or something? 'Cause my ex is in town, and he's SOOOOOOOOOO annoying. Like, stalker-ish annoying. It's sort of freaky -- hey, hello?! Like, are you still there?"

Sophisticated e-mail: Ms. Thompson, I will not be in your 4th period history class today because of an illness I've contracted. Can you please send the homework assignment to me? Thanks, Corina.

Unsophisticated e-mail: ummmmmmmmm hi ms t this is corina and im sick so liek i cant come to class and i need the hw k bai

Sophisticated by Just somebody. February 21, 2007

sexphisticated 

having both a refined knowledge of the ways of the world cultivated especially through wide experience and classy sex appeal.

Sarah emaculate tittys look sexphisticated today.

sexphisticated by Mr.Wizard October 3, 2011

Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient 

This is a very elite & exclusive myspace group that has got everyone going. This group does not give anybody a chance to to add their myspace page. Nasa claims to be a Fashion group, not a Perfection group. Which means their standards are very high and different compare to a "perfection" group & so far they are doing a pretty good job for having a high standards rate. As for the members they are very bitchy & stuck up, they do not hold back to tell you how it is. Being apart of this group is a honored, being that they do not accept anybody into their group. Having a certain tag in your name doesn't mean anything to them either.

From what ive seen the main owner of nasa is very picky & stubborn. He also accepts people by the members approval 2, so that maybe another reason why it is hard to get into nasa.

People are already starting drama with nasa because of their standards. Which is making the group even more better. Slogan Love us, or Hate us.

People say:
"wow who owns nasa? he must be joking"
"ill join NASA just to start drama haha"
"did i get nominated to nasa? yes you did but they said fuck no & your not Nasa material"
"who is the new owner of nasa?"
"nasa is the best group"
"I love nasa"

Nasa could be the only exclusive group on myspace.

Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient FashionBitchy Exclusive Artistic Assholes Fun

Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient by im you 2 August 10, 2010

Sophisticated Alcoholic 

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.

"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."

Sophisticated Alcoholic by Turing May 3, 2004

sophisticated moron 

Sophomore in high school/college

He's a sophisticated moron.

What
He's in his second year of high school/college

sophisticated moron by Marcopolosmango August 22, 2017