Souja Boy 

The most whitest dance that has ever been created.
The song it self refers to "Super Soaking that Ho" and "Superman that Ho"
It has many different versions mostly refering to cartoons(Spongebob, Lion King, Spiderman)or sometimes US presidents(Roosevelt)
Crank Dat Souja Boy is the only dance that the white people around the world can dance to since it is so easy and pathetic.

John- Hey! we should so Crank that Souja Boy!
Geroge- Now is not the time to make a fool of ourselves at this dance off.

Haven-Hey Emma! Crank that Roosevelt!
Emma- No I will not crank anything!

Souja Boy by Sarah Bo July 20, 2008

Souja boy 

Rap keng he has 15 milonon dollhairs in debt from stopid libaryiels frik those libreals

Souja boy rap keng

Souja boy by SushiTrash July 7, 2018

Nagito komeada on the souja boy Powkiddy A19 

It’s me nagito komeada on the souja boy powkiddy A19 bahahahahahahaa haauhh hahahahahahaha

Person 1: how’s it going
Person2: nagito komeada on the souja boy powkiddy A19
Person 1: drives you to mental asylum

Nagito komeada on the souja boy Powkiddy A19 by 0nion69 July 15, 2021

Soulja Boy fan 

Noun
A person with IQ of Soulja Boy (31) or lower who never heard real rap or hip hop, but thinks Soulja Boy is the best rapper ever. That person usually pisses you off very quick, when you say Soulja Boy sucks, the person says that he does not suck because he's getting money. Of course, when you reply by saying: "If you're in hip hop, getting money is not the most important thing", the person will say that hip hop has changed and start to insult older rappers like 2Pac, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Ice T, Nas and Snoop Dogg. After that, you'll have to move away from that person and go to a nice queit place in order to stop thinking how nice it would be to kill them all. Also, if you argued with them on the Internet, you probably lost the battle because they always write in some weird language that only God can understand.

Real life example:
Soulja Boy fan: Crank dat Soulja Boy Youuuuuu {x67} *dancing*
Normal person: Can I help you? You look retarded.
Soulja Boy fan: Nope man I'm so damn cool homeboy i listen to Soulja Boy
Normal person: Oh, so I was right. You ARE retarded. Stop doin that fuckin dance or i will kick your ass and throw you from building with 5437 floors and catch you while you're falling and then throw you in leatherface's house.
Soulja Boy fan: YAAHH BITCH YAHHH!!!
Normal person: The fuck does that mean
Soulja Boy fan: I don't want to talk to you so I must say some retarded words to get you out of my face.
Normal person: Why the fuck do you listen to that bitch anyway?!
Soulja Boy fan: Fuck you hater he is getting money!!
Normal person proceeds to forest and sits near the lake in order to calm down. Soulja Boy fan starts dancing, but does not look where is he moving, and dies because a train hit him.
Internet example
Youtube, Crank dat Soulja Boy video
KraazyHublerMubler: Dis song rox wow dats da best sheet i eva herd gotta get dis on ma itunes mayyn
SouljaGurl84: He iz so hot i want rape him.
2PacFan: This song sucks. Sadly, what hip hop today is.
MistaCapablista (replies to 2Pac fan) yo mayyn da hack iz wrng wit ya u need 2 go sit ur a$$ sumwher he iz gettin money so u can't h8 him ur just a hata.
2PacFan: yeah and you're reatared bitch who can't write a decent sentence because you didn't finish 3rd grade.
MistaCapablista: aha now im n 2nd grd
GhettoPokemonz: you 2pacfan i wn kl u mn ur so stpd who iz 2pac dmn soulja iz more rchr dan u'll eva b so ur just jls n u nd 2 stp h8n man.
*2PacFan sends viruses to Soulja Boy fans*
SouljaGurl84: Hey mom y is ma pc dead?
Mother: Well let's see. You got a virus in this computer.
SouljaGurl84: Quick mom go buy sum medicine!

Soulja Boy fans suck.

Soulja Boy fan by Mutko October 12, 2008

Soulja Boy 

Another half-assed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about Bapes or getting crunk. Sadly, his newest song "Crank Dat" has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. He is the perfect example of the typical southern snap crap.

Look at his lyrics:

"soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU"

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Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...

Soulja Boy by Mobb2x August 6, 2007

Soulja Boy 

a really horrible 'rapper'. he has a hit song called 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy', but that's the only song from him that people actually know about.

like most mainstream rap, his lyrics contain absolutely nothing worth talking about, yet people love him and he's making so much money. it truly is sad how fucked up the music industry is today. great rappers like Atmosphere, Immortal Technique and Jedi Mind Tricks are pretty much unnoticed, while shit like Crank Dat Soulja Boy gets played out on the radio. He has absolutely no talent and if you're gonna disagree with me, then you're either incredibally ignorant or just really fucking stupid.

Soulja Boy is really nothing worth listening to.

Soulja Boy by souljaboysucks November 6, 2007

soulja boy 

A stupid loser who can't rap for shit.

He has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences.

He looks like shit, he's a fucking wannabe, and a fucking poser.

Flava Flav could rap better than that motherfucker. (If you even call soulja boy's piece of shit songs "rap")

For all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won't do shit about soulja boy's fucking disgusting face.

Soulja Shit: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

Person: Shut the fuck up you loser.

Soulja Shit: THEN SUPERMAN DAT HOE

Person: I would rather fuck my dog AND listen to Flava Flav's songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that

Take your fucking ugly ass face out of the fucking music industry.

soulja boy by Hip Hop is dead September 18, 2007