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When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms
Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
by SushiTrash July 07, 2018

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Smart phrase
Ok i got one! Hitler did nothing wrong
Dude thats smart you could become a spokesperson!
by SushiTrash July 07, 2018

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A cry for help
My dads beating me eskeetit
by SushiTrash July 17, 2018

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Tana mongooseseseee failed attempt to make a vid con version of herself shane dawson and david neistat it was a such a failure a eomen even passed out and had to be rushed to emergency only 1000 people could be housed and 4000 people came according to officer sourcues overall just terrible
Dude you hear about tanacon?
Fucking diaster
by SushiTrash July 07, 2018

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Somthing you will see if you look in the mirror you fat piece of shit
Look at that bitch she picks her teeth and looks like a fucking pig
by SushiTrash July 07, 2018

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The cross between a faggot and idiot
Nigga for real bruh youre a fucking figgot nigga
by SushiTrash July 07, 2018

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A Vrigin is a guy / girl who has not had sex many fortnite players who brag about winnings on snapchat are ones who belong in this typw of people
Kyle plays so much fortnite now...

He may never end up losing his virgrinity!
by SushiTrash July 07, 2018

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