Sotchy

The feeling you get when you haven't bathed in over 24 hours. Dirty, itchy, grodie, gingerballsy.

Man my water heater broke last night and won't be fixed until tomorrow. Can I come over and use your shower, I feel all sotchy.

by Jinx L January 21, 2013

Scotchy Meter

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Sitchy

Slang for a gun or firearm, usually used in new york

Pass me the sitchy imma go do a hit

by bandzman1 October 30, 2020

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Sitchy

To be well situated.(good)

I need to get sitchy for this party tonight.
That’s nice cut. Your barber got u sitchy.
I’ll b sitchy when my direct deposit hit.

by @treyjey90 December 18, 2018

Scotchy Mother

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

stochy

looking high end, dressed with confidence, poised

She walked out of the dressing room looking stochy.

by jonstoch November 26, 2017