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Shots 'Til You're Sorry 

Shots 'Til You're Sorry (or STYS) is a commonly used phrase or chant best employed when someone in your fantasy football league fcks something up. The offender has to take a shot of liquor and must apologize to the rest of the league. If the apology isn't heartfelt or legit he or she must take another shot until they are truly sorry. Whether it's going over budget while trying to draft a player in your auction or its spreading league gossip to non-league hos, the only suitable punishment is Shots 'Til You're Sorry.
Gal Pal Daniel, did you really tell Jessica and Karoline about all drgs we did and money we spent in Reno this weekend?? Shots 'Til You're Sorry btch!!!!
Shots 'Til You're Sorry by zaux September 5, 2014

Say You’re Sorry 

Haven't you ever felt this way before?
(with a perfect stranger?)
The look on her face,
It just gives her away,
She can't take any more
Hoist up your white flag, call for a truce
Try separation, we both stand to lose
She looks in your eyes as we say our goodbyes and she says
Say you're sorry
Say you're sorry (tell me, tell me)
Say you're sorry (right from the heart)
Say you're sorry
Say you're sorry
Think of the times when we couldn't wait to get home
(from the arms of danger)
Funniest part was the danger was right in our being home
You hoist up your white flag, you seem so amused
Living in riddles without giving clues
Looks in your eyes as you say your goodbytes and she says
Say You’re Sorry
Say you're sorry (tell me, tell me)
Say you're sorry (right from the heart)
Say you're sorry
Say you're sorry
We've had our problems and we've had our fights
I was the wrong one and you were the right
No more fighting, it ends tonight
It's your turn to say you're sorry
Say you're sorry
Say you're sorry (say you're sorry)
Say You’re Sorry by Death Menace December 20, 2022

sorry you're a what? 

A phrase commonly used by older brothers who do not have good comebacks to what their younger sisters have said, for their sisters are more intelligent than them.
Sister: Your such an idiot sometimes!
Brother: Sorry you're a what?
Sister: Arghh!

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

You're right, I'm sorry.

What you say to a female when they are angry with you.
Fail example

Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.

Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.

Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen 

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.
Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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