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Soomf by Ya got any grapes? July 10, 2022
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soofia
very gorgeous, awesome, and cool.comes from a very intellegent family with outstanding morals. is sometimes shy and gets offended easily. she sometimes puts up with peoples shit but sometimes dosen't. a girl that needs people to be there for her. someone who is smart. she will make sure you never forget her.very loving kind and sweet. She has her own pack of friends and is fine with not being popular. She is kind of sporty but she likes to play soccer.at first she may seem odd but getting to know her would be the best decision you'd ever make!
omg soofia is the best person to talk to, you should go and talk to her.
why?
she is honestly sooo nice and can help you with anything.
why?
she is honestly sooo nice and can help you with anything.
soofia by rebel with a halo October 11, 2013
Somf
The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.
Kyle: dude that chick is fine!
Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
Somf by Buster Miller July 7, 2014
Shomf
Slang for the male reproductive organ. Can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. Literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.
"That guy is a total shomf!"
"That chick is shomfable."
"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."
"That chick is shomfable."
"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."
Shomf by Erich S, Jacob H , Terri B August 1, 2008