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to be owned, defeated.
Originating from the name soof.
"You soofed me :("
soofed by soofed August 8, 2006
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A popular slang word for pretending to enjoy not having a female partner or a active sex life.
That damn Soofer is such a god damn dumbass!
Soofer by kryder2293 September 21, 2010
Hey look at Larry what a total soomer
soomer by kurtcocaine_ April 2, 2020
Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."
"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."
Soomer by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021
Soomes on kallis õlu
Soome by jerox June 17, 2020
A delicious, nutritious and slightly malicious confectionly treat made out of soofle ingredients.
"Damns you whats for I likes me some soofle."
soofle by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005