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sooker
a blowjob
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Honkey Smoker
(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011
Smokers Lungs
Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!
Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
South Carolina Smoker
When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.
We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.
South Carolina Smoker by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011
smoker's remorse
The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.
smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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