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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
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jesse lee soffer by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021
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