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Soofer

A popular slang word for pretending to enjoy not having a female partner or a active sex life.
That damn Soofer is such a god damn dumbass!
by kryder2293 September 21, 2010
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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jesse lee soffer

Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos
by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021
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Sooner Born Sooner Bred

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!
by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012
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Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.
Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.
by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019
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Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads
Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer
by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017
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Ping spoofer

Someone who is bald and likes the number 14 using there 4chan hacking skills to make you bald.
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