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skoofer
Skooter
A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Skooter by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010
Ping spoofer
Ping spoofer by Ur moms ex girlfriends brother August 20, 2020
scoofer
see blunt and joint for detailed info.
A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.
A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.
"Hurry up and roll the scoofer. everyone is waiting."
"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"
"You owe me a scoofer for last night."
"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"
"You owe me a scoofer for last night."
scoofer by Jason Thomas Adams May 5, 2008
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