scoofer 

see blunt and joint for detailed info.

A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.

"Hurry up and roll the scoofer. everyone is waiting."

"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"

"You owe me a scoofer for last night."

scoofer by Jason Thomas Adams May 5, 2008

Scoofer 

A poor, low-class & trashy person. (Offensive)

My neighbor is such a scoofer; I wish he'd get rid of those junk cars in his front yard.

Scoofer by Scoofer January 2, 2017

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019

Scooter Braun 

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.

Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.

Scooter Braun by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022

scooterbeast 

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014

Scooter 

scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space

- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."

Scooter by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015

Scooter ankle 

Whipping your razor scooter around and hitting your ankle for the worst imaginable pain.

I am going to commit scooter ankle.

Scooter ankle by GoCommitScooterAnkle March 5, 2019