Songhurst 

A bald creature, with a shiny head

Why that thing so shiny.
It’s a Songhurst

Songhurst by BigTimJim November 18, 2019

Stonyhurst College 

A posh boarding school located in the North of England. At Stonyhurst, boys and girls spend their parents vast amounts of wealth at the local pub. The school has many long-standing traditions, singing the Our Father in Latin after having a several pints is one of the more popular ones.

Stonyhurst College is a posh boarding school.

Stonyhurst College by chundermonkey November 29, 2011

stonyhurst 

A posh school in the north west england

Stonyhurst a posh school

stonyhurst by leylando2910 November 2, 2009

Soghurt 

A word to describe the wet substance formed and deposited by both partners post sex, which matts down the pubic hair.

'I was completely soghurt.'

'She was so soghurt, that the tissue used for cleaning just disintegrated in her fingers.'

'Fuck me, I've never been so soghurt.'

Soghurt by UghhYuk October 30, 2011

Softhurst 

1. A bloke that cannot get his johnson hard, in any situation, on any given night.

2. Limp-dick syndrome, a rare but harsh condition.

3. Andrew Tolhurst.

Person 1: 'I just couldn't get hard for her'

Person 2: 'Thats such a softhurst'

Softhurst by ABlokeNamedCampo. December 9, 2010

shlonghurst 

Best YouTuber Ever. if you are subscribed to this king then your bellend drags along the floor

Look at that mans hog. Definitely a Shlonghurst Subscriber

shlonghurst by JimmySavilleWillFixItProper July 13, 2022

Thomas Longhurst 

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high

Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you

Thomas Longhurst by GoulburnHippie November 25, 2021