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soberizing sex

Sex so gratifying that it will sober up the most inebriated of individuals.
Parker: Thanks for killing my buzz with that soberizing sex, jerk.
Jenny: Sorry that I'm not sorry.
soberizing sex by PJQ June 6, 2014
Related Words
1. Dark and gloomy: Lacking light or brightness and producing a dull, dark, or melancholy atmosphere.

2. Dark in color: Having a color or tone that is dark, dull, or suitable for a serious mood or occasion.

3. Serious and melancholy: Marked by or conveying strict seriousness combined with sadness or a troubled state of mind.

NOTE: Somber is the Canadian and UK spelling of this word. The American version is 'sombre'. The word originated from the Dutch word 'somber', which means about the same.
A somber song, depressing and without variety.
Somber by Jafje April 5, 2007

Soberish 

The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.
Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.
Soberish by bocharo January 5, 2011

Sommerich 

Sommerich is a term for the most amiable person ever, who is heaps awesome and cool.
Wow, that guy's so cool, he's such a sommerich.
Sommerich by gspotrocksthegspot November 30, 2011

somber citizen 

Someone who renounces his or her citizenship to a specific country. Give them the power to follow no laws or rules.
Cop: Sir you just ran a red light.
Driver : I’m a somber citizen and don’t have to follow yalls shitty laws, bruh
somber citizen by J1234P March 30, 2019
something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.
"You are utterly SOBERING"
Sobering by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005