Solomophobia 

Solomophobia: Phobia of salmon. Basically crying when you see a picture of a salmon on a magazine

“Ahhh” he cried “My Solomophobia is playing up again”

Solomophobia by SalmonPlays9225 December 12, 2019

Solophobia 

n. The fear of being alone. Amplified by separation from one's parent(s) at a young age, and/or being left alone at a young age for extended periods of time, solophobia is a powerful, instinctual, primal aversion to loneliness, which inspires action without thought. Solophobes seek contact with others at all times, potentially to unhealthy extents. Often immediately indistinguishable from gregariousness, solophobia differs in that it is caused by the desire to avoid negative feelings rather than a desire to seek positive feelings. While it is possible for a solophobe to experience positive feelings as an indirect result of acting on their fear, the root motivation remains the avoidance of negative feelings.

Multiple solophobes, in common company, run the risk of long periods of inaction, locked into the avoidance of negative feelings, but unable to seek positivity. A romantic bond between two undiagnosed solophobes is one of the most powerful interpersonal bonds known to pseudo-psychology.

Solophobia is distinguished from the seemingly similar "autophobia," where auto = self, and phobia = fear. Theoretically, feelings caused by autophobia would remain in the presence of others, but feelings caused by solophobia would temporarily evaporate in the presence of others. The difference between fearing one's self and fearing solitude necessitates the creation of the word Solophobia.

"In hindsight, I realize that my solophobia was the cause of my compulsion to put off my homework to hang out with my neighbors in college, who bored me anyway."

"My dog will scratch at the door to go outside to pee, but when I close the door behind her, her solophobia takes over and she immediately wants back inside, rendering her unable to pee. Dilemma."

"I think I might need to move, my neighbor keeps solophobily trying to hang out, and he smells like hot garbage."

Solophobia by carl_2012 November 30, 2011

Scomophobia 

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.

The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.

Scomophobia by zeldazzle October 1, 2019

Sodomophobic 

The Fear of the act of sodomy

Ruth is sodomophobic because she thinks it will hurt.

Sodomophobic by fullydh29er October 25, 2011

shalomophobia

The fear of Jews.
It is assumed that Adolph Hitler, Mel Gibson, my neighbor, and the victims of the Madoff ponzi scheme suffer from shalomophobia.

Skinhead: You're a Jew. I hate you.

Me: Your shalomophobia suggests that you may be a closet Jew.

Skinhead: Well, my great-grandfather was 1/4 Jewish, but that doesn't count because he converted.

Me: I'm hear for you, bro.

shalomophobia by Wite Vagina Finda January 23, 2010

Somophobia

Fear of soy.

What is up with people calling each other ‘soyboy’ as if that’s an insult?

Me, an intellectual: somophobia detected

Somophobia by VforVegdetta July 15, 2019

Slimophobia 

It means to hate on people who are under the average body size. Basically the arch nemesis or enemy of fat phobia, to be slimophobic one must journey to a skinny or slim human being and tease or bully them because of it.

Bully: "Your skinny haha".
Everyone: haha.
Skinny child: "Yeah well your fat!"

Everyone: "oh my gash body shaming fat phobic."
Skinny child: "but he was also-"
Quiet kid: "I'll take it from here, go home. Anyway imagine being slimophobic, stop the slimophobia but anyway goodbye".

Slimophobia by Leat fingies god August 23, 2022