shalomophobia

The fear of Jews.
It is assumed that Adolph Hitler, Mel Gibson, my neighbor, and the victims of the Madoff ponzi scheme suffer from shalomophobia.

Skinhead: You're a Jew. I hate you.

Me: Your shalomophobia suggests that you may be a closet Jew.

Skinhead: Well, my great-grandfather was 1/4 Jewish, but that doesn't count because he converted.

Me: I'm hear for you, bro.

by Wite Vagina Finda January 23, 2010

Solomophobia

Solomophobia: Phobia of salmon. Basically crying when you see a picture of a salmon on a magazine

“Ahhh” he cried “My Solomophobia is playing up again”

by SalmonPlays9225 December 12, 2019