Soyboys are male's who have been chemically castrated trough very bad processed food and chemicals in the water usually they have man boobs and can't grow a full beard or have any chest hair .
ME : Observes a guy in tight clothes with manboobs : Hey look at those soyboys manboobs that's disgusting man shouldn't be looking like this .
by babababoey October 12, 2021
Unlike the 2017 American definition of soyboy meaning "effeminate male", Soyboy to most Australians means small Asian male and has been used since about 1990.
Guy 1: Hey robbo have you seen that asian cunt xiao anywhere?
Guy 2: Nah man, no fuckin idea where soyboy is
Guy 2: Nah man, no fuckin idea where soyboy is
by LiquidM4 April 12, 2018
guys who get put in the friend zone, usually doesnt lift, often act like a white knight. hobbies include trying to shave his pathetic low testosterone neckbeard with gillette and constantly using the phrase “happy wife happy life”. soyboys commonly ask for chasers with their shots and usually is afraid of speaking his mind as to avoid confrontation.
often spotted at the bar paying for a girl and her friends drinks while she flirts with another guy.
often spotted at the bar paying for a girl and her friends drinks while she flirts with another guy.
soyboy: yeah i try to keep my woman happy. happy wife happy life am i right fellas?
his wifes vagina: dry as a desert.
his wifes vagina: dry as a desert.
by jarlin dando March 14, 2019
by N0t0y0u March 26, 2021
A boy, manchild, or misguided and immature teenager that has symptoms of a nice guy syndrome, but not enough deceitfulness to lie well enough to a girl to get sex from her. Ends up wondering why girls don't like him and why his friends don't respect him. Typically ends up either maturing as he gets older or goes through a period of arrested development until his 30s.
What happened to that cute guy you were dating? The uhh.., one who wrote those cute poems for you?
*Ugh* Him? Total soyboy?
Really?
Yeah, I couldn't tell soon enough.
Well, I didn't wanna say anything, you were really into him.
*Whines at the embarrassment* I KNOWWW..., I miss him.
*Ugh* Him? Total soyboy?
Really?
Yeah, I couldn't tell soon enough.
Well, I didn't wanna say anything, you were really into him.
*Whines at the embarrassment* I KNOWWW..., I miss him.
by gw31 January 28, 2022
The name of a man who eats tofu. They consume soy or tried soy for the first time because they are in love with an asian and she forced him to. That is the true definition of a soyboy.
by riley_1 March 08, 2020
guys who get put in the friend zone, usually doesnt lift, often act like a white knight. hobbies include trying to shave his pathetic low testosterone neckbeard with gillette and constantly using the phrase “happy wife happy life”. soyboys commonly ask for chasers with their shots and usually is afraid of speaking his mind as to avoid confrontation.
often spotted at the bar paying for a girl and her friends drinks while she flirts with another guy.
often spotted at the bar paying for a girl and her friends drinks while she flirts with another guy.
soyboy: yeah i try to keep my woman happy. happy wife happy life am i right fellas?
his wifes vagina: dry as a desert.
his wifes vagina: dry as a desert.
by jarlin dando March 14, 2019