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scromophobia 

(Noun)

Pronunciation: scro-mo(e)-pho-bia

An extreme and completely irrational fear of masculine, white, hetero men who built the free society we know and love.

You're welcome.
Person 1.) Did you see all those college kids camping on the lawn and protesting apartheid?

Person 2.) Yeah, but don't buy what they're saying. They're all suffering from scromophobia.
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scopophobia 

an extreme fear of being seen or stared at by others
scopophobia sufferer: dear god and dear lord do nOT LOOK AT ME
scopophobia by tankard December 31, 2013

scopophobia 

AN INTESTINE FEAR OF BEING LOOKED AND OR STARED AT AS WELL AS SOME SERVERE CASES BEING AFRAID OF BEING MENTIONED

DO NOT LOOK AT US PLEASE

I REPEAT;

D O N O T L O O K A T U S I B E G O F Y O U
Someone with Scopophobia; "Please don't look at me, I have scopophobia and it really freaks me out."

Random person while directly looking at them; "Oh! I understand *name*! I have stage fright sometimes, it's fine being looked at, just get over it. "

Same person with Scopophobia; "Now you, dear mortal do not understand with how much capacity this has taken to affect me, now may you please not mention or look at me before I either have a panic/anxiety attack, or pull a SCP-096."
scopophobia by lycxnwolf February 25, 2021

Scomophobia 

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.
The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.
Scomophobia by zeldazzle October 1, 2019

Scopophobia 

A fear of being seen/watched, can also be a fear of cameras.
Scopophobia- fear of being watched, by eyes or by a camera

Maria:"can you please stop looking at me like that? It freaks me out."
While on the inside trying not to scream.

Shelly: "can you stop pointing a camera at me? I feel really anxious about it."
Lauren:"oh sorry i forgot you fear cameras."

Some might feel scopophobic when looking directly in someone's eyes.
Scopophobia by Savta haiim August 1, 2019

Scomophobic

An australian state of anger provoked by the overall rejection of bullsh*t politicians.
-Fu*k I'm so pissed by all these bushfires happening and our politicians flying off to Haiwaii!!!
- Mate, you're definitely scomophobic.

Somophobia

Fear of soy.
What is up with people calling each other ‘soyboy’ as if that’s an insult?

Me, an intellectual: somophobia detected
Somophobia by VforVegdetta July 15, 2019
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