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skirminkel 

A guy who brings frozen wors to a braai, an ends up eating your prime steak instead.
What Skirminkel brought the frozen wors?

The Skirminkel who is wolfing my steak
skirminkel by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018
Related Words
Soirm soiree SirMuffinMan skirmish Shirmp Sorm shirm Sirmani skirm sourmouth
Abbreviation for Shit Oath I Pissed Meself.

Used to describe an unbelievably funny call or joke.
"Janice is better at basketball than Muz"
"hahaha soipm"
soipm by the__fellas September 5, 2016
"Keda Jam Peya Soorma"

To be in a war you have to be a soorma
Soorma by Jatt09 May 13, 2009
Verb of skirmish.

An act of going crazy in which one does not remain calm and does not care about their surroundings. Is also associated with partying intensely.
Person 1: Did you see Darren at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was skirming.
Skirm by the cornballs October 10, 2018

midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.
We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.
midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017
An incredibly bad morning, following what quite possibly could have been the greatest night of your life.
After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.
Soimer by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009