Soirm

In between soft and firm

Man this mattress is soft yet firm
Its totally soirm!
The perfect texture!

by LemonGrape January 6, 2022

skirminkel

A guy who brings frozen wors to a braai, an ends up eating your prime steak instead.

What Skirminkel brought the frozen wors?

The Skirminkel who is wolfing my steak

by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

soipm

Abbreviation for Shit Oath I Pissed Meself.

Used to describe an unbelievably funny call or joke.

"Janice is better at basketball than Muz"
"hahaha soipm"

by the__fellas September 5, 2016

Soorma

Brave Warrior

"Keda Jam Peya Soorma"

To be in a war you have to be a soorma

by Jatt09 May 13, 2009

Skirm

Verb of skirmish.

An act of going crazy in which one does not remain calm and does not care about their surroundings. Is also associated with partying intensely.

Person 1: Did you see Darren at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was skirming.

by the cornballs October 10, 2018

midday soiree

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.

We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.

by rorrzo August 3, 2017

Soimer

An incredibly bad morning, following what quite possibly could have been the greatest night of your life.

After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.

by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009