Soimer

An incredibly bad morning, following what quite possibly could have been the greatest night of your life.

After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.

Soimer by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009

Somers High School 

A public school in westchester that is not only 99% white, but also 99% vape. All everyone cares about is football or track (even though no one really cares about track other than the people that do it) The schools have the money for 12 drug talks a year, but not air conditioning in all the classrooms. The only thing that is good about it is Matt Carr canceling school and the teachers don't give a flying fuck about the kids. All the kids are in the typical cliche groups and all you hear while walking in the hall is cursing or gossiping.

These kids are all throwing water bottles at us, must be from Somers High School

Somers High School by synebee May 3, 2018

Ian Somerhalder

Hot, sexy, dark-haired, blue eyed actor who plays Damon Salvatore on CW's "The Vampire Diaries". Also played Boone on the series "Lost".

evil devilish grin totally hot great body Ian Somerhalder

Ian Somerhalder by MikaylaRobins February 6, 2010

chaz somers 

best sexy man in the world.

he is bringing sexy back.
he attracts many girls.
funny.
very sarcastic.

dude! chaz somers is soooo hot!

chaz somers by hahah i love you! December 27, 2010

stimers 

Stimers a scrawny white male that has a foot fetish and pays boys to suck his spaghetti, Stimers is also a 14 year old child predator/child rapist. No one ever has or ever will love Stimers.

You know that kid, Cole Greencorn who tried to rape Hellen Keller, yeah he,s such a Stimers.

stimers by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018

SomerBob 

Mixed Drink; half Somersby & half Michelob. Enjoy!

Gosh! It’s a beautiful day outside! Poor me a SomerBob babe!

SomerBob by Mr. & Mrs. Sniff March 31, 2020

Somer 

/suh•mer/ Not to be confused with that blonde cunt, Summer. What we have here is a total sweetheart. Don't call her that though, because she wants people to know she's tough as nails. She may be a bit ditzy at times but make no mistake, she's a closet brainiac. Feed her often and shower her with big hugs. Somer is the sunshine that can light up even the darkest of your days!

Why in the bloody fuck is it so bright in here? Oh, Somer just walked in.

Somer by Beadyeyedbuttchugger October 28, 2020