Shirmp

A stupid word my friend made.

My friend made shirmp

by ajcanadian January 13, 2020

Shirmp

Shirmp is any kind of unidentified substance that is supposedly food.

guy 1: "What did you order?"

guy 2: "I ordered the chicken"

guy 1: "that doesn't look like chicken... it's obviously shirmp"

by Mehthelazy October 16, 2010

Shirmp

Southern for "shrimp"

Customer at a local New Orleans cafe: Gimme two shirmp & oyster po-boys, to-go!

by xeraphim August 26, 2019

shirmping

is the act of toe sucking. Each toe is a shirmp and the act is therefor called shrimping. A toe sucker can be called a shrimper

The drunken frat boy would often perform shirmping on his other drunken frat brothers

by Baltsox August 31, 2006

shirmping

(Verb): Vomiting into a man and/or woman's anus and then eating the frothy mixture after it has been conjealed for at least 45 minutes.

I was totally shirmping that bitch at the emo show last night! It was so fucking cheeser dude!

by Wimpelton Gurfunkalumustinzinger August 4, 2006

Shirmp

To have a strong sexual desire for an individual whom you openly deny liking at all.

Adv. Shirmpish ‘Shirley was shirmpish for Rourke for a long time’

Verb: Shirmping ‘Shirley is still shirmping for Rourke’

‘Ellie will never admit it but she’s a total shirmp for Rourke’

‘Rourke is Ellie’s shirmp. I don’t know why she tries to deny it!’

by Shirley shirmp August 30, 2022