Skirmishing is a good natured game of getting fucked up out of your mind using items like Axe Choclate and Listerine spray. WARNING: This shit might kill you... (This is Insane shit)
1. Spray a plentiful amount of AXE Dark Temptations or AXE
Chocolate as it is otherwise known as, into one region of your shirt and then sniff it out of your shirt untill your nostrils start burning like the Devils Cock in Death Valley.
2. Once your mildly high start running around the room saying things like "I'm walking on sunshine" or "Woah, Whales are swimming on the
fucking rainbow."
3. Once you do step #2 for a minute or two one of your semi-high friends
will be convinced that spraying a shitload of putrid tasting listerine pocket mist down your
fucking throught and into your eyeballs, possibly damaging your cornia,
will rid you of the highness, Fortunatley this just makes you even more high.
4. After semi-high particepent douses your eyes and throught with an ass load of listerine both of your Skirmish Buddies
will beat the fucking shit out of you with hard ass pillows until your ass is covered in scars and your
penis has folded inside out. by the end of this sequence you
will be high as shit. This can get you so high it can kill you.
I had a shitload of bruises after skirmishing with Brian last
night. A skirmishing person might say: "Why the
fuck are there
whales jumping over rainbows right now?"
