Sogwig

A higher being of a sausage and sosig. The meaning can extend further beyond the food spectrum. 'Sogwig' can be presented in the form of gifs, in a cult of sogwig lovers on a group chat. The time where 'sogwig' is in it's strongest form is from 4-5:30pm. 'Sogwig' has also branched out into a cult handshake. This handshake can be created by holding your pointer in the opposite hand. The finger is symbolism for a sogwig, and the hand as bread.

"Hey you want a sogwig?"

"Chuck us a sogwig!"

"What is sogwig?"

"Dose anyone what a sausage?"

"No thanks I don't want a sogwig."

by SecretSogwigSociety October 2, 2018

Sogig

MY DICK BEFORE IT FELL OFF

I was fucking a pregnant girl yeah? And then Sogig happened.

by SogigMan April 21, 2018

songwig

is a song that burrows into your brain and you can't get rid of it. The song version of an earwig.

It is any song at all that doesn't go away, it happens with certain songs more than others, and is usually used in an iPod commercial.

classic examples of a songwig: Tiny Dancer by Elton John, 1234 by Feist, Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John.

by MillNic May 1, 2008

sgwigerdy

the most devious racial slur known to mankind

it’s a derogatory term for all oppressed minorities who aren’t straight white males = sgwigerdy

by alex rabu November 4, 2022

sowigho

an obese, wig-wearing prostitute

"Yo, check that sowigho working the corner with the handicapped parking sign."

"Damnnnnnnnn, that's the hottest looking sowigho I've ever seen."

by scrabbles07 December 14, 2008

sogwin

L man with a microwave mic, no life and an insatiable urge to be bitchless

Fuck Sogwin, all my homies hate Sogwin.

"i, a woman, can get twice the amount of girls you can in your entire life virgin" - Wiz, to Sogwin

by xilaxii November 22, 2022

Sgwigidy

This term is used for wide eye people and under privileged white oppressed men in a state of stress or discomfort.

“Yes lad , r kids mates in a bit of sgwigidy at the minute , might need a stella or stn”

by alex rabu May 13, 2024