Softman

Somebody of "soft" nature, generally easily hurt or offended and has little strength. Loses in comptetions that would otherwise portray them as popular i.e. rap battles and has little or no friends.

Matt: Oi softman gimme your egg rolls!
Charlie: erm okay, I'll go cry in my corner

Softman by DudeMatt March 1, 2010

softmans 

(n.) Someone who is unwilling to do something that the majority of his/her group wants to do.

"Yo, Bob reach this jam its gonna be live, everyone's reaching!"
"Nah bro, i don't want to."
"Softmans."

softmans by Mbergs March 18, 2009

Softbank Hawks 

The greatest baseball team that Japan has ever seen.

Softbank Hawks = Kyushu's team
Softbank Hawks = The only greatest team in the world

Softbank Hawks by KRHimself November 9, 2005

sostmann 

A typ of persons who is always down for a beer. Not much of an talker rather a drinker. Entertains the hole party with his/her appearance.

PersonA: I don’t want to go out tonight
PersonB: Once in your lifetime be a Sostmann

Person A: this guy is so funny
Person B: he must be a sostmann

sostmann by Boardseric12 December 29, 2019

softmare

When software becomes a nightmare.

This new app from Acme Corp is a bloody softmare!

softmare by fbrd July 16, 2020

softmonster 

a guy with a huge dick even when hes soft

schlong hung huge dickwangthird leg

Does Harold have a big Dick?
Niguuh he has a softmonster!

softmonster by Agnees February 17, 2008

Softbank Hawks 

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.

Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.

Softbank Hawks by KRHimself June 10, 2006