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softmans 

(n.) Someone who is unwilling to do something that the majority of his/her group wants to do.
"Yo, Bob reach this jam its gonna be live, everyone's reaching!"
"Nah bro, i don't want to."
"Softmans."
softmans by Mbergs March 18, 2009

Softbank Hawks 

The greatest baseball team that Japan has ever seen.
Softbank Hawks = Kyushu's team
Softbank Hawks = The only greatest team in the world
Softbank Hawks by KRHimself November 9, 2005

sostmann 

A typ of persons who is always down for a beer. Not much of an talker rather a drinker. Entertains the hole party with his/her appearance.
PersonA: I don’t want to go out tonight
PersonB: Once in your lifetime be a Sostmann

Person A: this guy is so funny
Person B: he must be a sostmann
sostmann by Boardseric12 December 29, 2019
When software becomes a nightmare.
This new app from Acme Corp is a bloody softmare!
softmare by fbrd July 16, 2020

softmonster 

a guy with a huge dick even when hes soft

schlong hung huge dickwangthird leg
Does Harold have a big Dick?
Niguuh he has a softmonster!
softmonster by Agnees February 17, 2008

Softbank Hawks 

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.
Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.
Softbank Hawks by KRHimself June 10, 2006