softmare

When software becomes a nightmare.

This new app from Acme Corp is a bloody softmare!

softmare by fbrd July 16, 2020

Software Update 

This slang mostly common in Pakistan. This is mostly attributed to the people who were once arrested by Pakistan's establishment for being anti-state who later became pro-state after release.

PTM needs a software update.

Software Update by Narrator007 January 23, 2022

You make my software into hardware 

A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)

Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"

You make my software into hardware by BationMaster June 21, 2012

free software

Free software does NOT mean that you do not have to pay to get it. Free software is a matter of freedom, not price. In order for software to be free, users must be able to run, copy, distribute (with a fee or without a fee), study, change and improve the software.

Do not confuse free software with open source software. Although they are very similar, the philosophy behind them is different. Free software is about ethics and open source software is about being practical.

It's pretty amazing that so many people illegally use proprietary software as if it was free software. Why don't they just use free software and avoid legal issues?

free software by a thing June 26, 2005

Software Crackers

Beautiful people. Software crackers are those that in most cases produce cracks, keygens and patches for the latest and greatest proprietary software. They understand the risks and are aware they break the law, but they do so for the greater good, meaning programs such as Adobe Photoshop and Microsoft Office are available for torrent. One should always pay for software if given the chance, but... who's got £150+ for a digital office suite?

Software crackers mean that i can get all the software i need for my school coursework without having to fork out money i can't afford to do so.

Software Crackers by FirmWare July 18, 2009

id Software 

The creators of high-quality video games such as DooM, Quake, Wolfenstein, and several others. It's based somewhere near Mesquite, Texas. In short, id Software is one of the best (if not the best) game companies in the world.

Id--in Freudian theology, it is the primal part of the human psyche. Id Software--"one of the hottest game shops on Earth."

id Software by Rockman Snake June 18, 2004

ambrosia software 

Best game company known to man

I just downloaded Deimos Rising from Ambrosia software.

ambrosia software by none July 26, 2003