(n.) The art of sitting on a blessed couch, sofa, or other such furnitures, consuming copious amounts of alcohol, in an effort to magikally affect positive outcomes in sporting events viewed remotely via digital viewing apparatuses.
I used the powers of sofamancy on Sunday, and my fantasy team fucking banished Dave to the shawdow realm.
by WatsonNHomies October 7, 2018
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