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softmonster 

a guy with a huge dick even when hes soft

schlong hung huge dickwangthird leg
Does Harold have a big Dick?
Niguuh he has a softmonster!
softmonster by Agnees February 17, 2008
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Somebody of "soft" nature, generally easily hurt or offended and has little strength. Loses in comptetions that would otherwise portray them as popular i.e. rap battles and has little or no friends.
Matt: Oi softman gimme your egg rolls!
Charlie: erm okay, I'll go cry in my corner
Softman by DudeMatt March 1, 2010

softsmanship 

Like sportsmanship but when it taken too far and extra soft.
Wow, the Empire State Building glowing Eagles colors to congratulate them making the Super Bowl is such softsmanship.
softsmanship by Roselle Rob January 30, 2023
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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