by Agnees February 17, 2008
Get the softmonster mug.This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.
Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"
by Red Freeman August 28, 2004
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A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.
Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011
Get the Shitmonster mug.n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.
by master_gopher January 17, 2005
Get the Sockmonsteredness mug."shitmonster" a stinking most probally old man who is surrounded by the smell of shit and dresses like a tramp and is just in a bad state
by Ford farm massiv May 13, 2005
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