Soft Lunch

Giving a blowjob to someone with erectile disfunction.

"I met up with this guy yesterday for a hookup, talk about a soft lunch."

Soft Lunch by UncleJup July 3, 2019

Soft launch 

A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.

Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!

Soft launch by beezkneez97 July 4, 2021

Soft launch 

The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.

I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.

Soft launch by Soft launcher November 19, 2021

soft launch 

A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.

Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up

Edward: What did you do?

Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.

soft launch by brownie85 December 23, 2008

Soft Launch 

When a guy jerks off while not being erect.

"Oh babe, I'm about to Soft Launch!"

Soft Launch by maddiemarie16 July 19, 2023

Soft Launch 

A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.

A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.

Hey guys, We have to go. I farted but it turns out I soft launched. I need to change my clothes.

Soft Launch by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009

Soft Launch 

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.

Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"

Soft Launch by Joka June 1, 2023