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skowronskism

Something one does to assert his dominance in a way that makes the surrounding individuals know that he is the alpha male. This may include: informing other people that things are "Pussy shit", spraying your genitals with cologne, invading someone's personal space, raising one's voice to top everyone else, emphasizing the word "LITERALLY!", not tipping pizza delivery guys (unless they are hot chicks) and informing other people that you are alpha.
Joe "Hey Bob, want to play basketball tonight?"
David "HEY GUYS THAT IS LITERALLY PUSSY SHIT"
Bob "No it is not stop trying to be alpha"
David "WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO THE GYM AFTER I DON'T TIP, EAT A PIZZA, AND SPRAY MY DICK WITH COLOGNE"
Bob (aside) "Wow what a bunch of skowronskisms!"
skowronskism by Philip Oliver Holz September 1, 2013
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skowronski 

Polish last name...not many of them out there.
"Yeah he's obviously polish, his last name is Skowronski."
skowronski by Patricia Harris February 19, 2015

soroskimo 

A mixture of the commonly heard sorostitute and eskimo. For those of those who don't know, a sorostitute is a trashy sorority girl with a bad outfit including but not limited to leggings, orange makeup and useless messenger bags with useless glittery sorority letters on them. They also have the constant 'walk of shame' look on their faces due to their nightly sleeping arrangements.

The eskimo part of this word comes from the pink or otherwise disturbing colored Ugg boots (normally with pom poms attached) worn from October to April generally in the Midwest... because you never know when you'll spend the night outside in the 40 degree weather.
That stupid soroskimo has ugly pink pom poms on her boots along with a pink cell phone to match.
soroskimo by Jay Doe December 12, 2008

sobrinski 

John: How long you been sobrinski?

Mark: 6 months.
sobrinski by joejizzle January 29, 2008

soonskis 

An occurance that will happen soon and spoken in a suave and sexy manner. A commonly used 'slang' word in the better parts of the world. i.e. Naas. This type of languague is alien to muck savages and people from less desirable places. i.e. Newbridge
Jasus, I haven't seen you in years. Let's hook up soonskis!
soonskis by Orcar J. Wilde March 26, 2008