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soroskimo 

A mixture of the commonly heard sorostitute and eskimo. For those of those who don't know, a sorostitute is a trashy sorority girl with a bad outfit including but not limited to leggings, orange makeup and useless messenger bags with useless glittery sorority letters on them. They also have the constant 'walk of shame' look on their faces due to their nightly sleeping arrangements.

The eskimo part of this word comes from the pink or otherwise disturbing colored Ugg boots (normally with pom poms attached) worn from October to April generally in the Midwest... because you never know when you'll spend the night outside in the 40 degree weather.
That stupid soroskimo has ugly pink pom poms on her boots along with a pink cell phone to match.
soroskimo by Jay Doe December 12, 2008
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Sorostitot 

(Expanded definition) A girl going through rush who exhibits all the qualities of making a fine sorostitute. Usually travel in small groups, except when going to and from a rush event, where they can number in the hundredd. Large crowds of sorostitots are considered mildly dangerous, as for the probability of venereal diseases.
(this definition; orig. University of Alabama S.S. 2010)
A: "Look at that huge group of sorostitots crowding up the dining hall!"
B: "Oh man! Better not eat there for the next few days, lest we get some herpizza (herpes pizza)!"
Sorostitot by ChewbaccaUA September 16, 2010
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SOROSTIBOOTS 

The trademark footwear of the sorostitute. Specifically plastic rain boots with designs on them and UGGS.
Those girls love it when it when it rains because then they get to wear their "sorostiboots."

As soon as the weather starts to get cooler the girls break out theior fuzzy sorostiboots.
SOROSTIBOOTS by Jason Riggs December 29, 2007

Sorostipose 

The head-tilt pose that sorority girls do in all of their pictures.
Look at Vicki doing the sorostipose; how does she get her head to tilt that much?
Sorostipose by Trixieee February 12, 2013

Sorostitot 

So•rost•i•tot

Meaning changes dramatically depending on the circumstance.

1) Freshman Ho's in a sorority, or those in a sorority whom exhibit one more freshman like qualities (Sluttiness, dumb, inexperienced, annoying, etc.) that are exceptionally see above.

2) Can also been seen in a positive light, meaning hot, easy, cheap (2 beers and they think your Brad Pitt), Slutty Dresser, and lacks morals.

See Sorostitute.
1)Mitch: Yo Graham, Stay away from all those sorostitots over there.
Graham: A'ight.

2) Mitch: Yo Graham, check out that fine sorostitot.
Graham: A'ight.
Sorostitot by Mitch June 10, 2006