Sock3m

a youtuber that just makes content.

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Sock3m by anonymous September 14, 2020

sockamanus 

Slang for the penis. Opposite of the occomanus

Bro don’t be such a sockamanus

sockamanus by Carlllllllllll March 31, 2021

Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.

(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!

Sockman by Sockman January 15, 2009

Sockumentation 

(noun) the act of putting something hard in a sock and hitting a customer with it because the did not read the documentation

This one did not read the manual. I need to provide some Sockumentation.

Sockumentation by DenUrandom May 4, 2020

sockmonger 

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

sockmonger by Tamin September 24, 2008

Sockmonsteredness 

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.

"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"

Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005

sockmeat 

It is a vulgar term referring to your wang in the state of being covered by a condom. It is based off of the idea of a condom being a penis-sock of sorts.

I wanted to go bareback, but she told me she didn't want to get knocked up. So I slipped her the ol' sockmeat instead.

sockmeat by Chaly July 28, 2008