Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.

(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!

Sockman by Sockman January 15, 2009

sockamanus 

Slang for the penis. Opposite of the occomanus

Bro don’t be such a sockamanus

sockamanus by Carlllllllllll March 31, 2021

Seckman 

A high school other known as suckman, it’s very boring nothing really interesting happens there, there’s about 1 group of actual dope kids but they don’t like telling people they go to Seckman cause that’s how sucky it is.

person 1 : what school do you go to?

person 2 : uh Seckman

person 1 : isn’t that where the freshman flasher goes?

Seckman by Itstrue101 November 13, 2018

Soukmany 

Most beautiful mother, Hottie Laotian girl, sexy asian woman

That girl is the hottest Soukmany of all.

Soukmany by Heilmania June 22, 2008

Sock man dan 

When one of your perverted friends puts a sock on his penis for fun or for pleasure

“Hey did you hear ___ did sock man dan last night”

Sock man dan by Sock man dan July 30, 2023

socktan 

a tan line around the ankle and lower leg resulting from sun exposure while wearing socks.

When I got back from summer camp I had this horrible socktan. I wish I hadn't been wearing knee-highs!

socktan by quantumtom June 28, 2009

suckmanship 

1. The opposite of too much awsomeness.
2. An indescribable level of gayness and teribleness.
3. The degree to which one sucks.

When Josh E plays bass, everyone's ears bleed due to his high level of suckmanship.

suckmanship by Taps Kask November 22, 2005