sockmando

Sockmando: when someone with a penis and testicles runs out of clean underwear, and in a fix that person simply slips a sock over all their junk, otherwise nothing else. Similar to "going commando" except with the addition of a sock.

Also known as, "Otherwise going commando but with one sock."

"John could not find clean boxers this morning, so he decided to go sockmando."

by J-BlueGreen June 20, 2023

Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.

(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!

by Sockman January 15, 2009

Sockhandle

Something that is so cool or unbelievable that it must have its own word (sockhandle) to describe it.

Man, that party was so Sockhandle! I cant believe how many people were there.

by Xylar13 June 9, 2004

Spackmandoodle

The act of performing self fellatio.

I walked into the changing rooms and there he was doing the Spackmandoodle!

by Smelly Dave March 5, 2017

schmando

A bloody legend.

Have you met Schmando? She’s a bloody legend.

by universalenergy November 23, 2021