sockmando

Sockmando: when someone with a penis and testicles runs out of clean underwear, and in a fix that person simply slips a sock over all their junk, otherwise nothing else. Similar to "going commando" except with the addition of a sock.

Also known as, "Otherwise going commando but with one sock."

"John could not find clean boxers this morning, so he decided to go sockmando."

sockmando by J-BlueGreen June 20, 2023

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Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.

(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!

Sockman by Sockman January 15, 2009

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Related Words

sockmando • schmando • Sockhandle • Spackmandoodle

Sockhandle

Something that is so cool or unbelievable that it must have its own word (sockhandle) to describe it.

Man, that party was so Sockhandle! I cant believe how many people were there.

Sockhandle by Xylar13 June 9, 2004

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Spackmandoodle

The act of performing self fellatio.

I walked into the changing rooms and there he was doing the Spackmandoodle!

Spackmandoodle by Smelly Dave March 5, 2017

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schmando

A bloody legend.

Have you met Schmando? She’s a bloody legend.

schmando by universalenergy November 23, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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