Socceritis 

The disease that makes you want to play soccer/football.

Usually acquired after a period of time of not smelling the grass on the pitch or your own soccer boots.

I caught Socceritis this weekend, so I played soccer the whole time

Socceritis by Soccer4ever December 21, 2008

Socceristic 

A person who celebrates far too much in soccer to the point of it just looking stupid

“Look!! He just did a flip, he is such a socceristic”

Socceristic by Avrilie March 23, 2021

sockaritis of the blowhole 

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.

Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.

sockaritis of the blowhole by Jerdog 3 June 29, 2016

Socaritis 

The feeling of excitement or enjoyment when inside of a fete and hearing your favourite soca song.

Weeeey boy, this DJ playing real sweet, I feel like I have socaritis!

Socaritis by DJ Sizzla May 27, 2016

Post-Ironic Sinceritism

The act of phenomena of when you use a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.

"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is called Post-Ironic Sinceritism"

Post-Ironic Sinceritism by Delete_Repeat April 10, 2024