Soberaphobia 

Fear of being sober. Can’t go without getting hammered.

Every morning I wake up my soberaphobia kicks in.

Soberaphobia by ALEW2 October 31, 2023

Soberphobic 

adj. To have a fear of sobriety. A instinctive need to partake in the consumption of drugs and alcohol on a regular basis.

n. A hardcore punk band based in Kenosha, WI, formed in 2008.

I am not an alcoholic, I am soberphobic!

Soberphobic by Jtb702 April 7, 2009

soberphobia 

The feelng of distrust and discomfort that drunk people have around sober people. This could mean people that they live with or come across in social situations. The desire is to force the sober dude to have some drinks to catch up. This, in theory, should enable "common ground" to be established.

Anna pissed "Gez, have a tinnie, go on just one, go on, have a tinnie!"

Gez "Nah, I'm ok"

Anna "Oooh, go on gez, I've had a drink, go on, have a tinnie."

Dave "Blinkin' Nelly, I think Anna's got soberphobia!"

soberphobia by Hawkwind dave November 21, 2005

Seraphobia 

An irrational hate or fear towards Seraphine, a playable character in a moba game, made by "small indie game" developers: Riot Games.

While the criticism of Riots character design for the character is valid, victims of Seraphobia may experience augmentations of one's religion, constantly regarding to a totally real passage in the Quran, regarding another characters "E" ability.

While most Seraphobes only go as far as to enjoy relatively light hearted memes criticizing the champion, severe cases of Seraphobia may cuase real mysoganistic behavior and develop toxic masculinity.

Seraphobia Victim: "Please Allah, she lives in my head rent free, I can't take it anymore. I must run it down mid. Willham, please remind us of Jacques' E."

Seraphobia by A Seraphobe January 27, 2022

Soberphobia 

The fear of having to be sober. This condition is particularly common in people who are preparing to face traumatic experiences, such as weddings, funerals, class reunions, and karaoke night.

After being forced to go shopping with his wife on Black Friday, Rob developed an acute case of soberphobia.

Soberphobia by Dan Cheek November 29, 2009

soberphobic 

An alcoholic's defense mechanism.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm soberphobic....

soberphobic by Donnamc June 27, 2010

Sobriaphobia

1.) The fear of being aware of ones' own distinction of being without substances versus having said substances that elude false realities.

"Excuse me, sir, I seem to have a slight problem. I am a fiend for some drugs, and it simply won't due. I must get away from Sobriaphobia, you understand."

"I have extreme Sobriaphobia."
"Shit, Tyrone, I NEED my crack mmaaannnn."
"Come smoke a bleezy with me, 'cause I be jonesin', right."
"I'm so not wasted, bro, let's go grab some brewskies."

"I NEED A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CIGARETTE, GIVE ME SOME. GOD. DAMN. SMOKES."
"Let me get that dirty syringe, man, I don't care if she has AIDS, I just need my fix."

(All known drugs can be included in this definition, excluding your mom."

Sobriaphobia by Dr. Ugs October 8, 2010