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Soberphobic 

adj. To have a fear of sobriety. A instinctive need to partake in the consumption of drugs and alcohol on a regular basis.

n. A hardcore punk band based in Kenosha, WI, formed in 2008.
I am not an alcoholic, I am soberphobic!
Soberphobic by Jtb702 April 7, 2009
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soberphobic 

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm soberphobic....
soberphobic by Donnamc June 27, 2010

Superphobic 

When urban dictionary erases your definition for hate speech.
TheRealPitbull: FUcc my definition for super straight got deleted!
Joe Biden: That’s a superphobic hate crime
Superphobic by TheRealPitbull March 21, 2021

soberphobia 

The feelng of distrust and discomfort that drunk people have around sober people. This could mean people that they live with or come across in social situations. The desire is to force the sober dude to have some drinks to catch up. This, in theory, should enable "common ground" to be established.
Anna pissed "Gez, have a tinnie, go on just one, go on, have a tinnie!"

Gez "Nah, I'm ok"

Anna "Oooh, go on gez, I've had a drink, go on, have a tinnie."

Dave "Blinkin' Nelly, I think Anna's got soberphobia!"
soberphobia by Hawkwind dave November 21, 2005

soberholic 

The antonym of an alcoholic.
A person who has rid themselves of alcoholism.
Hi, my name is Mike, I was an alcoholic for 15 years, now I've been a soberholic for 5 years.
soberholic by MadMikeOffTheDeck September 13, 2008

Superphobic 

Man, the boys is a very superphobic series, I'll better watch it again
Superphobic by Pacomg25 July 8, 2022

Soberphobia 

The fear of having to be sober. This condition is particularly common in people who are preparing to face traumatic experiences, such as weddings, funerals, class reunions, and karaoke night.
After being forced to go shopping with his wife on Black Friday, Rob developed an acute case of soberphobia.
Soberphobia by Dan Cheek November 29, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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