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soberphobia 

The feelng of distrust and discomfort that drunk people have around sober people. This could mean people that they live with or come across in social situations. The desire is to force the sober dude to have some drinks to catch up. This, in theory, should enable "common ground" to be established.
Anna pissed "Gez, have a tinnie, go on just one, go on, have a tinnie!"

Gez "Nah, I'm ok"

Anna "Oooh, go on gez, I've had a drink, go on, have a tinnie."

Dave "Blinkin' Nelly, I think Anna's got soberphobia!"
soberphobia by Hawkwind dave November 21, 2005
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Soberphobia 

The fear of having to be sober. This condition is particularly common in people who are preparing to face traumatic experiences, such as weddings, funerals, class reunions, and karaoke night.
After being forced to go shopping with his wife on Black Friday, Rob developed an acute case of soberphobia.
Soberphobia by Dan Cheek November 29, 2009

Soberphobic 

adj. To have a fear of sobriety. A instinctive need to partake in the consumption of drugs and alcohol on a regular basis.

n. A hardcore punk band based in Kenosha, WI, formed in 2008.
I am not an alcoholic, I am soberphobic!
Soberphobic by Jtb702 April 7, 2009

superphobia 

Discrimination against superstraight people. This includes using derogatory slurs against superstraight people, invalidating superstraight people, intentionally misgendering someone (not using their preferred pronouns), or intentionally using their birth name if they have another preferred name. NOT the fear of superstraight people.
Superphobic person: Uh yeah so I don't have anything against superstraights or anything but like you're just making a new gender to make fun of the LGBT
Transgender person: Uhhh that's kind of superphobic
Cisgender person: Uh no?? I said I wasn't superphobic. I know what superphobia is, it's the fear of superstraight people, and I'm not afraid of superstraight people, so??? Wow. Really rude. Like no wonder no one likes superstraights. You're really transphobic and homophobic.
superphobia by F.G. Fortoo March 7, 2021

Superphobia 

That’s all, superphobia is just common sense
Superphobia by Yshdu March 8, 2021

superphobia 

1. when someone recognizes the masked transphobia called "super straight" (see super straight); a prejudice against transphobes

2. intelligence
normal person: i'm superphobic because "super straight" is transphobic.

"super straight" idiot: SNOWFLAKE!

super straight is transphobic. the only valid "phobia" is superphobia.

soberphobic 

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm soberphobic....
soberphobic by Donnamc June 27, 2010
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