Sobriaphobia

1.) The fear of being aware of ones' own distinction of being without substances versus having said substances that elude false realities.

"Excuse me, sir, I seem to have a slight problem. I am a fiend for some drugs, and it simply won't due. I must get away from Sobriaphobia, you understand."

"I have extreme Sobriaphobia."
"Shit, Tyrone, I NEED my crack mmaaannnn."
"Come smoke a bleezy with me, 'cause I be jonesin', right."
"I'm so not wasted, bro, let's go grab some brewskies."

"I NEED A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CIGARETTE, GIVE ME SOME. GOD. DAMN. SMOKES."
"Let me get that dirty syringe, man, I don't care if she has AIDS, I just need my fix."

(All known drugs can be included in this definition, excluding your mom."

Sobriaphobia by Dr. Ugs October 8, 2010

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SyriaPhobia

-The fear of spending the rest of your life in Syria.

-Due to the last eight years of decadence, corruption and destruction during the Syrian civil war. Syrian millennials have developed a unique kind of mass-anxiety, which has gradually developed to a new phobia category in which is today defined as SyriaPhobia.
It is specifically explained as they (Syrian youth) are afraid of spending the rest of their life in a country drown in its shit.

General symptoms includes an intense anxiety and fear of not being able to leave Syria, and start a better life somewhere else, or being forced to return for those who have already left.

-Another interesting symptom which have been observed among thousands of Syrian, especially those who have managed to leave Syria, which is a night dream where they see themselves in Syria again. These dreams were described as "really disturbing, scary and terrible nightmares".

-Hey Abdul, what's wrong buddy? you don't seem alright.

-I think I am having another Syriaphobia attack again man...

SyriaPhobia by safiarc February 8, 2019