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Soapjack

Male masturbation in the shower or tub utilizing soap suds as a lubricant.
Last Friday, the wife turned him down again, so he was relegated to another lonely, latenight soapjack.
by Brentorious August 28, 2007
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Seattle Slapjack

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
by Truckdriver April 14, 2009
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Snapjacker

n. Someone who intrudes upon, invades or disrupts - often covertly - the photograph of another. Snapjacking can be accomplished by facial expressions, hand signs or gestures, and in certain cases, handwritten signs.

See photobomber, photobombing
Nice vacation pics.

- Yeah, but some snapjacker ruined my two best ones. Fucker.
by toomuchflystyles July 14, 2011
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Slapjack

The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.
by BWeezyAflo January 2, 2011
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Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.
"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"
by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011
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dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.
That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche
by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019
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Slapjack

A hand held batting weapon used in hand to hand combat. Consists of a heavy metal weight and a flat profile handle wrapped in leather. Can be swung in the same manner as a baseball bat.
1.Ricko went and clapped T.J in the dome with a slapjack and split that fools wig.
2. That jabroni Marcus tried me on some shit last night so I hauled off and blasted him in the nads with a slapjack.
by Box of Wood Spiderz November 25, 2020
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