SapJack

Using Maple Syrup to Masterbate.

Common in Vermont: The stickiness of the maple creates added friction to augment orgasm.

I snuck into the sugarhouse and got in a quick SapJack before the SapMaster came back.

by RealJohnStoe November 11, 2020

Sapjack

Using maple syrup as a lubricant for masturbation

Was out of lotion so I went for a little sapjack instead

by Just Some Guy With Words November 11, 2020

Seattle Slapjack

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.

He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Snapjacker

n. Someone who intrudes upon, invades or disrupts - often covertly - the photograph of another. Snapjacking can be accomplished by facial expressions, hand signs or gestures, and in certain cases, handwritten signs.

See photobomber, photobombing

Nice vacation pics.

- Yeah, but some snapjacker ruined my two best ones. Fucker.

by toomuchflystyles July 14, 2011

Slapjack

The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.

Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.

by BWeezyAflo January 2, 2011

Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.

"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"

by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011

dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.

That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche

by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019